CAPT GINGER HAS BEEN FOUND!!!!!!

 

 

August 17, 2003
Rixeyville, Virginia

CAPT GINGER

 
 
We have become concerned since Pete received this picture of his friend in a dryer. We know this must be the work of some sick individuals and speed is essential. When Pete received the ransom note there were clues in it that led us to believe that Captain Ginger was abduckted by pornographers. Could this be one of them now? 

DESCRIPTION:
Date of Birth: unknown

Place of Birth: some cheap inflatable pool toy factory
Sex: unknown ( Pete insists its a male duck)
Hair: none (its a duck)!
Height: about a foot or two
Weight: light as a feather

HAVE YOUR SEEN THIS DUCK?

THE DETAILS

Captain Ginger was last seen on August 17, 2003 in the pool at the Hazel River Inn Bed and Breakfast during the annual employee party. The Capt was last known to be lounging in the pool sometime in the evening.Capt Ginger has neither been seen nor heard from since that night. Notes have appeared and at least this picture has been delivered to the Capts friend, but no ransom has been requested.


REMARKS

Captain Ginger was last seen wearing a cheesy painted-on duck captain outfit and wearing that silly smirk it always seems to have, The Captain also has a Band-Aid on the forehead.

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Individuals with information concerning this case should take no action themselves, but instead immediately contact the Hazel River Inn office and ask for PETE or local ducklaw enforcement agency. For any possible sighting outside the United States, contact the nearest United States Embassy or Consulate.

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LOOK IF YOU DARE
 
OH NO !!!! HE'S GOT A GUN!!!!!!